I'd like to take a moment and thank everyone who submitted their perversions, kinks and desires (or lack thereof) for inclusion in the forthcoming Smile, Hon sex issue. They are so abundant that there stands a good chance of this being published as two (simultaneous) volumes. But more on that later. In the meantime, as Jason Hawes might say, "we're going to take some time to review all the evidence; in the meantime, get some sleep."
I'd also like to thank The Baltimore Sun's Nancy Johnston Knight for giving a last-minute shout-out on The Sun's "Read Street" blog. Nancy, if you're listening, I want you to know just how much I cherish being a part of what might very well be the only occasion on which any manifestation ofThe Baltimore Sun has published the line, "We're not looking for Penthouse's sloppy seconds here." And, by that same token, the following, which turned up as Google's top hit during a blog search for "smile hon" baltimore early this morning:
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Eat your <censored> out, Mr. Mencken.