Yankee Doodle

Yesterday, retired U.S. General John Sheehan suggested to the Senate that a massacre of Muslims in Srebrenica in 1995 wouldn't have necessarily happened had the Dutch military not been, well, gay.

A lot of folks are taking issue with his statements, and rightfully so...but the word around the locker room is that Sheehan still hasn't come to terms with his youthful indiscretions with Alexander the Great. Besides, if the failure of military campaigns comes down to sexual orientation, it's no wonder that Custer and his Seventh Cavalry shopped at the Little Bighorn.