Is a double negative as good as an admission of guilt?

According to the charging document, Dominick Holly told police, "I didn't shoot no one..."

And perhaps print some souvenir toe tags to boot...

In much the way other cities' tourist centers feature caricature artists, I am seriously considering procuring several large pieces of sidewalk chalk, venturing down to Baltimore's Inner Harbor and charging visitors a flat fee to become chalk outlines along the promenade.

(High-speed) cruisin' for a bruisin'

"'It's the most successful attraction at Navy Pier in Chicago, and we expect that it will be very successful in Baltimore,' he said."

Yeah, and Chicago sits on Lake Michigan, a big-ass, open body of water...

[Source: "High speed cruises coming to city", by Edward Gunts, The Baltimore Sun, March 26, 2010.]

Baltimore Airlift

Former Baltimore mayor (and Maryland governor) William Donald Schaefer bids his beloved Inner Harbor adieu as he's airlifted to safety...

Way to go, Mobtown...

Beat those fucking tourists - that'll learn 'em for coming here and spending their hard-earned dollars...