In much the way other cities' tourist centers feature caricature artists, I am seriously considering procuring several large pieces of sidewalk chalk, venturing down to Baltimore's Inner Harbor and charging visitors a flat fee to become chalk outlines along the promenade.
Monday, June 28, 2010
And perhaps print some souvenir toe tags to boot...
In much the way other cities' tourist centers feature caricature artists, I am seriously considering procuring several large pieces of sidewalk chalk, venturing down to Baltimore's Inner Harbor and charging visitors a flat fee to become chalk outlines along the promenade.
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baltimore,
crime,
inner harbor,
violence
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Sidewalk chalk is cheap, man.
ReplyDeleteYou should video tape the whole affair, because you are going to get booted out of the inner harbour in minutes - which would actually make for a more interesting demonstration of Finding A Happy Place that the chalking itself!