Let's talk about sex, baby / At expense of the R-N-C...

The letter went on to state that, for an extra $.99 a minute, Peggy Noonan would put a lot more than dirty words in your mouth, and that, contrary to popular belief, she's not really into "kinder" or "gentler"...

In all seriousness, however, I do hope Michael Steele considers a run against both Ehrlich and O'Malley on a platform of "A Two-Drink Minimum, and No Touching".

Gay Old Party

Who'd have thought the Republicans would one day show themselves to be the party of closeted homosexuals obsessed with self-grooming?

Bastard Out of Carolina

Then again, most Southern Republicans would probably be in favor of replacing U.S. Grant's image on the $50 bill with a sack of boiled peanuts...

True colors

The time is ripe, my fellow Americans, for a presidential ticket pairing former Vice-President Dick Cheney and retiring Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) under the proposed slogan "Tough shit. Go fuck yourself."

Look sharp, ladies....

Karl Rove is single once again...