Let's talk about sex, baby / At expense of the R-N-C...

The letter went on to state that, for an extra $.99 a minute, Peggy Noonan would put a lot more than dirty words in your mouth, and that, contrary to popular belief, she's not really into "kinder" or "gentler"...

In all seriousness, however, I do hope Michael Steele considers a run against both Ehrlich and O'Malley on a platform of "A Two-Drink Minimum, and No Touching".