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Own a Piece of Baltimore History

That's right, folks - this is your opportunity to own a little piece of Charm City history, courtesy of the Maryland State Prosecutor's Office:

This Xbox was submitted as evidence at the trial of former Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon. This item has been surrendered to the Maryland State Prosecutors Office pursuant to the plea agreement. All proceeds from this sale will go to Youthworks of Baltimore. This item was originally taken from the residence of the former mayor in June 2008.

This xbox is USED, and seems to be in great condition. It includes one controller and the Need for Speed Carbon disc. This item is sold as is with no warranty. Buyer is to pay all shipping.

But hurry - there are only eight days and change left to bid...