Thursday, November 12, 2009

Boss Says, "No Dice, Joel, You've Got to Work Late"

NEW YORK (AP) - Singer/songwriter Bruce Springsteen has been named the new official spokesman for wealthy, middle-aged, developmentally challenged dwarves, said Billy Joel (pictured here, with Springsteen), Director of the Center for Wealthy, Middle-Aged, Developmentally Challenged Dwarves, at a press conference held Wednesday at the group's headquarters in Montauk, New York.
"He's not quick with a joke," Springsteen said of Joel, "and he won't light up your smoke, but there's no place I'd rather be..."

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