TWISTED SISTER - "O Come, All Ye Faithful"

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

Then he smiled as he said
With a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all
Now you're all gonna die!...

THE RAMONES - "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)"

If He Can't Get Streisand, Will He Settle for Midler?

From The New York Times:

Senator Orrin G. Hatch, a solemn-faced Republican with a soft spot for Jews and a love of Barbra Streisand, has penned a catchy holiday tune, 'Eight Days of Hanukkah'...

Like Larry Craig, it's no doubt a real toe-tapper.